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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 10, 2007 22:51:52 GMT -5
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Sept 10, 2007 23:53:01 GMT -5
Ditto - but then we ought to do a study as to what your corpse would do to the environment. While you can produce terrible smells as is, I shudder to think what you'd smell like all rotten and what not...
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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 11, 2007 5:58:36 GMT -5
He could always jettison himself into the sun. That would save us a lot of trouble right there.
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Post by Cowboy on Sept 11, 2007 8:18:13 GMT -5
Not sure if thats a good idea. You see the disintigration of a pussy that large, might cause a quantum comingling with the tachyons that the sun gives off, being bombarded by this Pussified-wannabe-stink-taychon shower, could in fact have dire results. Think of the entire populace of earth becoming like Levi, constantly trying to be as outrageous as myself, as smart as the Admiral, and sneaky as Lim, Nazified as Masa, and Be-tited as the midget. His failure at these is what makes him such a lamentable creature. To expose the entire world, NAY THE SOLAR SYSTEM to a quantum comingled tachyon storm of this phail might spell THE END OF THE UNIVERSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 11, 2007 10:07:25 GMT -5
Thus begins Jer's doctoral thesis in quantum physics: "How the Universe Assploded: The Particle Remains of Levi Pelikan in Orbit."
And I would love to see Levi attempt to become as betitted as me. I challenge you to a duel, good sir! A betitted duel!
I think what you meant to write was: as outrageous and a colossal bastard as yourself, as smart and libertarian as the Admiral, as sneaky and Asian as Lim (though those two do go hand in hand), as Nazified and alcoholic as Massa, as gay as Mena and as betitted and awesome as myself
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snotball007
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Post by snotball007 on Sept 11, 2007 21:38:55 GMT -5
Not sure if thats a good idea. You see the disintigration of a pussy that large, might cause a quantum comingling with the tachyons that the sun gives off, being bombarded by this Pussified-wannabe-stink-taychon shower, could in fact have dire results. Think of the entire populace of earth becoming like Levi, constantly trying to be as outrageous as myself, as smart as the Admiral, and sneaky as Lim, Nazified as Masa, and Be-tited as the midget. His failure at these is what makes him such a lamentable creature. To expose the entire world, NAY THE SOLAR SYSTEM to a quantum comingled tachyon storm of this phail might spell THE END OF THE UNIVERSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!! Heh, only a Awesome Rock GOD would try to compare my Fagotry to that of a Rocker or group of Rock Starz. I shall quote an angry black man I saw beating his wife on the Island "Bitch please! That's some straight up bulls***!" Don't worry I Fixed that for you Levi |
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 11, 2007 23:25:57 GMT -5
And I suppose he said this after he was done as well:  I mean, we do strive to make this board as offensive and stereotypical as possible. |
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Post by PsycoFelow on Sept 12, 2007 8:09:50 GMT -5
I beg to differ I don't really want Levi killing himself...who else would I bug? I think the rest of his house wouldn't put up with my idiot-ness if it weren't for his scrounging.
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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 12, 2007 8:48:47 GMT -5
Nooooo, you fool! Never show gratitude to the Wookie! Now we are doomed!
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 12, 2007 8:58:23 GMT -5
I beg to differ I don't really want Levi killing himself...who else would I bug? I think the rest of his house wouldn't put up with my idiot-ness if it weren't for his scrounging. Directs you to the thread entitled "Reasons Why Mena Should Kill Himself" |
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Post by PsycoFelow on Sept 13, 2007 16:52:31 GMT -5
i think i could live with this reason.
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Sept 13, 2007 21:42:25 GMT -5
as Nazified and alcoholic as Massa Hey now! Alcoholics go to meetings!! I've no desire or time to go to them. Those torch ceremonies don't create themselves... |
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 14, 2007 8:45:36 GMT -5
Fair enough. What I meant to write "as constantly in a drunken stupor as Massa." Better? No labels there, just plain, stone cold truth.
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Sept 14, 2007 21:45:44 GMT -5
Fair enough. What I meant to write "as constantly in a drunken stupor as Massa." Better? No labels there, just plain, stone cold truth. Meh - I can live with that! |
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