Post by Dr Alan Hole on Sept 20, 2007 21:09:05 GMT -5
While I think Lim has this up on the internets somewhere, I found an old file of this and thought I'd share it anyway...
How many WJU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer? 237
- 15 student workers to tell people that it's another department's job
- 1 to call Physical Plant and have them do nothing
- 2 to report the incident to Corey King for no apparent reason
- 1 Business major to say why the plan is not feasible
- 1 Theology major to pray over the situation
- 1 Psychology major to record the group dynamic
- 1 Physics major to calculate the amount of force required
- 1 English major to write a poem about how fixing the light bulb is a metaphor for the passing of life
- 1 Political Science major to yell at everyone else
- 1 Teacher Prep major to paint the room bright colors
- 1 Philosophy major to try and explain whether or not fixing the light bulb is in the plan of life
- 1 Computer Science major to attempt to write an algorithm for it, fail, then try and look up the answer on Google
- 8 people that get drunk and do nothing
- 16 to write and article about it in the Cardinal Connection
- 28 to say "heh heh, you said 'screw', heh heh..."
- 43 to leave it until the night before it really needs to be fixed
- 4 to call everyone else "gay" and do nothing else
- 12 to turn up to see if any hot chicks came
- 16 whose boyfriends/girlfriends made them go and try and help
- 5 who ask their boyfriends/girlfriends to do it for them
- 3 to cry about some random breakup
- 31 adult students to shake their heads and go back to their real lives
- 7 to post something on the Cardinal-Online boards making fun of the situation
-12 History Majors to run to the library, search in vain for some historical precedent, and then after finding nothing, assume the fetal position and cry themselves to sleep.
-10 Undecided Majors who just stand their and wonder what in the good Lords name they are going to do with their lives
-And 6 House Keeping people to tell you that they WILL NOT be cleaning up after this light bulb changing incident because it’s beyond their normal work load.
-1 Levi J Pelikan to sleep through the entire thing
- 8 Student Government representatives to block the action
How many WJU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer? 237
- 15 student workers to tell people that it's another department's job
- 1 to call Physical Plant and have them do nothing
- 2 to report the incident to Corey King for no apparent reason
- 1 Business major to say why the plan is not feasible
- 1 Theology major to pray over the situation
- 1 Psychology major to record the group dynamic
- 1 Physics major to calculate the amount of force required
- 1 English major to write a poem about how fixing the light bulb is a metaphor for the passing of life
- 1 Political Science major to yell at everyone else
- 1 Teacher Prep major to paint the room bright colors
- 1 Philosophy major to try and explain whether or not fixing the light bulb is in the plan of life
- 1 Computer Science major to attempt to write an algorithm for it, fail, then try and look up the answer on Google
- 8 people that get drunk and do nothing
- 16 to write and article about it in the Cardinal Connection
- 28 to say "heh heh, you said 'screw', heh heh..."
- 43 to leave it until the night before it really needs to be fixed
- 4 to call everyone else "gay" and do nothing else
- 12 to turn up to see if any hot chicks came
- 16 whose boyfriends/girlfriends made them go and try and help
- 5 who ask their boyfriends/girlfriends to do it for them
- 3 to cry about some random breakup
- 31 adult students to shake their heads and go back to their real lives
- 7 to post something on the Cardinal-Online boards making fun of the situation
-12 History Majors to run to the library, search in vain for some historical precedent, and then after finding nothing, assume the fetal position and cry themselves to sleep.
-10 Undecided Majors who just stand their and wonder what in the good Lords name they are going to do with their lives
-And 6 House Keeping people to tell you that they WILL NOT be cleaning up after this light bulb changing incident because it’s beyond their normal work load.
-1 Levi J Pelikan to sleep through the entire thing
- 8 Student Government representatives to block the action
