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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Oct 29, 2005 14:46:07 GMT -5
Come on down to Crazy 'Dolf's for discount gold bars* and conflict diamonds**! That's right folks, this one time deal only you can get your hands on some high-quality, not made from people's tooth fillings gold! Need a new ring for the wife cause she caught you banging the neighbors dog? Look no further, we've got enough conflict diamonds to make your wife forget all of your inadequacies***!
*Not responsible for any teeth marks on the bars. Limit 10 per customer. Those living in Argentina are exempt from limitation.
**All conflict diamonds are shipped directly from our "warehouse" in Africa to your front door. Hand delivered in condom/baggie. Please tip the delivery person - they're probably wanted by the INS.
***May or may not actually improve relations with your spouse. In fact, they may wait for a redemption gift and then run off with the poll cleaner. Just a thought...
One must disprove any affiliation with any international body of law or bounty hunting association. Jewish Mossad agents prohibited. Sale for as long as supplies last. Residents of Poland are excluded. All sales are final.
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Nov 6, 2005 23:29:36 GMT -5
I should have read the fine print. My condom was broke and all my jewels spilled out.
Sad panda
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Post by UtarEmpire on Nov 10, 2005 8:13:59 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but even Nazi spam is spam.
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Nov 10, 2005 19:29:44 GMT -5
Spam!? Even us good little Bundists would never stoop so low as spam. It is a ligitimate offer, as Panda can tell you.
I think you're just jealous you didn't think of it first.
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