snotball007
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Crack Baby - Legendary
Posts: 196
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Post by snotball007 on Sept 28, 2005 22:06:26 GMT -5
1986 Chevy Nova
1.6L of carbuerated hell
4 door
Blue with rust accents
Runs under own power, smells of oil and gas burning when accelerating.
Needs shocks, brakes, alignment, wheels, tires, fluids
Garaunteed to kill someone, either by carbon monoxide poisoning or crumpling like a tin accordian in a wreck
500 bizarro dollars obo
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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 29, 2005 13:45:12 GMT -5
deathmobile more liek gaymobile m i rite
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 29, 2005 15:47:02 GMT -5
smells of oil and gas burning when accelerating. You mean smells more like the bowels of hell, buttsecz, leftover sweat from ass machine workouts, and your ape-humanoid like stench.  (That is my blind face because I just bleached my own eyes out after typing such a vile sentence) People must be knocking down your door trying to buy it. |
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Sept 30, 2005 20:53:55 GMT -5
I'll only be interested if it runs on the souls of the damned... My current vehicle runs on them and I think it's a great way to power a car...
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Post by Admiral-Flota, CCCP on Oct 2, 2005 16:32:20 GMT -5
"runs on the souls of the damned"
That's certainly a renewable resource these days
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Post by drummer16354 on Oct 3, 2005 9:25:42 GMT -5
All we need to do is harvest them ;D
*grabs scythe*
I'm gonna start with my neighbor.
*everyone hears a scream of fear and pain*
Ok, that should soul should last a couple hundred years.
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Oct 3, 2005 11:28:56 GMT -5
"runs on the souls of the damned" That's certainly a renewable resource these days It's like free energy on this campus! Why else would the Jesuits be running this school? Free energy, that's why! |
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Oct 3, 2005 13:39:59 GMT -5
You know, I was going to argue that it was far too much excessive energy trying to secure the souls of the damned. But then I remembered how high gas prices are. So I say, keep at it comrades!
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Post by UtarEmpire on Oct 3, 2005 15:07:18 GMT -5
Only problem - many departments on campus already use Souls of the Damned as currency, and the last thing we need is competition.
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Post by drummer16354 on Oct 3, 2005 18:06:03 GMT -5
We'll just harvest our competition and then market the souls at an extremely low price.
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Oct 4, 2005 14:58:18 GMT -5
With the near monopoly WJU has on Souls of the Damned, I don't think anyone is worried about competing markets...yet. I hear Singapore is trying hard to regain a spot in the market, so we'll see how that goes.
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(That is my blind face because I just bleached my own eyes out after typing such a vile sentence)
