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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Oct 6, 2005 21:20:13 GMT -5
...Well, go on. Finish it! Let us see where we can go with this "lovely" joke.
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Post by drummer16354 on Oct 7, 2005 17:34:31 GMT -5
There once was a man from nantucket...
Hell if I know, I know no man from nantucket.
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Post by snotball007 on Oct 7, 2005 23:28:31 GMT -5
There once was a man from nantucket
He had a lovely house with a lovely family
2 daughters and 3 sons
7 rounds was all I needed
Enjoy having someone take care of your crippled ass while you cry all night long
He was a lesson
That no one should honk at me in traffic
The End
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Post by UtarEmpire on Oct 8, 2005 8:03:27 GMT -5
Our very own poetry laureate in the making.
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Post by Admiral-Flota, CCCP on Oct 27, 2005 19:26:46 GMT -5
The correct limerick starts "There once was a girl from Nantucket..."
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Oct 27, 2005 20:05:07 GMT -5
If that's the case, then the poem will end with some awful reference to a Kennedy. And no one wants that.
"Boo-yah, Jack!"
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Post by snotball007 on Oct 27, 2005 22:05:22 GMT -5
There once was a girl from Nantucket
She once gave me a dirty look
I took the bucket in my hand
Knocked the bitch out
Proceded to rape
Now is in chunks
In the Ohio
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Oct 28, 2005 9:52:04 GMT -5
You sure know how to smooth talk a gal. I believe I have just been wooed!
Swoons, falls over and dies
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Oct 28, 2005 13:21:49 GMT -5
You sure know how to smooth talk a gal. I believe I have just been wooed! Swoons, falls over and dies Save yourself before it is too late! Repent! Repent! |
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