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Post by drummer16354 on Oct 3, 2005 9:28:23 GMT -5
I recently declared war because the foreign language department is being cut here...and there are too many whores on campus
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Oct 3, 2005 11:27:04 GMT -5
Ha ha...
/Don't know why it's funny, but figured I'd laugh anyway
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Post by UtarEmpire on Oct 3, 2005 15:06:12 GMT -5
Makes sense...almost.
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Post by drummer16354 on Oct 3, 2005 18:04:12 GMT -5
God I was working at Burger King last weekend...and even the whores were trying to get some from my girlfriend. It was disturbing. Plus the homecoming stuff is also tacky and stuff...for example, a poster said "Mary, nice and kind and always on your mind" and I never even thought of her once.
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Oct 3, 2005 19:23:53 GMT -5
Head explodes.
Umm....if you wanted to post about whores, you should know we have a SLANDER forum on here. Otherwise, I suggest not taking any more psychotropic, hallucinogenic burgers from the BK King. It's really messing with your ability to be coherent. Well at least I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that is what is hindering you for now.
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Post by UtarEmpire on Oct 3, 2005 20:14:16 GMT -5
Problem solved. (And what the hell.)
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Post by Commander Panda on Oct 3, 2005 20:29:43 GMT -5
Surely you have seen those commericals with a man dressed as a homicidal maniac, aka Burger King Man. He prances around and magically pulls sandwiches from behind God knows where.
If you haven't, you are a very lucky man and I request that you please pray for my soul now.
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Oct 3, 2005 20:36:50 GMT -5
Surely you have seen those commericals with a man dressed as a homicidal maniac, aka Burger King Man. He prances around and magically pulls sandwiches from behind God knows where. If you haven't, you are a very lucky man and I request that you please pray for my soul now. I was forced to quote myself because I posted as a guest. Lest you think there was some imposter Commander Panda running around these boards, I figured I would dazzle you with my dumbass prowess!
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Post by drummer16354 on Oct 4, 2005 8:03:50 GMT -5
Well, indeed that there is a SLANDER forum...afterall...I've been on the forum for awhile now...being that I was among the first few members.(not with this alias)
The point is though is that I've declared war on EUP as for a few reasons (of course, whores had to be on the list).
For the most part, I have a bone to pick with administration here. I absolutely don't want to transfer again for a lack of faculty in my major. It's happened at WJU and it's happening again. I've already won one battle with a music professor and his discrimination against heterosexual men. (heheh he almost got fired, he should've never tried to fail all the guys)
This is serious. And it's not slander there is no exaggeration at all.
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Post by UtarEmpire on Oct 4, 2005 12:44:16 GMT -5
Surely you have seen those commericals with a man dressed as a homicidal maniac, aka Burger King Man. He prances around and magically pulls sandwiches from behind God knows where. If you haven't, you are a very lucky man and I request that you please pray for my soul now. I was forced to quote myself because I posted as a guest. Lest you think there was some imposter Commander Panda running around these boards, I figured I would dazzle you with my dumbass prowess! Like we're supposed to believe that.
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Oct 4, 2005 15:00:51 GMT -5
"Mary, nice and kind and always on your mind" Yeah, well if you were a good Cathol Mary would ALWAYS be on your mind. Along with salvation, conversion, flat Jesus, popery/popishness, bead counting, and not generally going to hell.
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Post by snotball007 on Oct 7, 2005 23:30:30 GMT -5
Burger King guy creeps me out........that is saying alot
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Post by drummer16354 on Oct 8, 2005 6:44:53 GMT -5
Well, clearly BK man has no emotions or facial expressions what-so-ever. Therefore he must have no soul and can feel no pain.
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Oct 8, 2005 18:36:18 GMT -5
I am sure if you kicked BK man in his ahem, burger patties, he would feel some pain.
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Post by UtarEmpire on Oct 8, 2005 19:08:24 GMT -5
What's your icon supposed to be?
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Oct 8, 2005 21:07:02 GMT -5
It's an ouroboros. It is a snake devouring its own tail. It was an ancient alchemy symbol before it was adopted by the Christians (what didn't we adopt and then ignore all original traces of?) Now it represents the cycle of life and death, the struggle to sustain life, it is also like a yin yang symbol in its force of balance.
I am sure I already told you way more than you wanted to know
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Oct 9, 2005 0:55:42 GMT -5
Looks like a damn sonar screen....
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Post by UtarEmpire on Oct 9, 2005 7:37:52 GMT -5
One of these days, you whiteys will think of your own spiritual symbols...ones that don't suck, at least.
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Post by snotball007 on Oct 13, 2005 1:26:44 GMT -5
One of these days, you whiteys will think of your own spiritual symbols...ones that don't suck, at least. Well atleast we dont have a ying yang you f***ing chinese.
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Oct 13, 2005 1:40:32 GMT -5
One of these days, you whiteys will think of your own spiritual symbols...ones that don't suck, at least. And remind me who brought you heathen Asiatics Popery? Besides, there is no need to argue. Mary's awesomeness as well as the obvious perfection of the Catholic faith transcends cultural boundaries.
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