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Post by Admiral-Flota, CCCP on Aug 24, 2007 18:39:05 GMT -5
Rumors are coming out of the Cuban community that Castro is dead. Is he dead, alive, or will Hugo Chavez's investment in Disney Animatronics keep the Cuban Revolution alive?
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Post by UtarEmpire on Aug 24, 2007 20:26:16 GMT -5
My country is a testament to the fact that a robot-led coalition can still bring peace and prosperity: uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lee_Kwan_Yew(IB Dr Alan Hole "I HAET U 4 LINKING 2 UNCYCLOPEDIA!")
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Aug 24, 2007 21:34:29 GMT -5
My country is a testament to the fact that a robot-led coalition can still bring peace and prosperity: uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lee_Kwan_Yew(IB Dr Alan Hole "I HAET U 4 LINKING 2 UNCYCLOPEDIA!") I am t3h funny when I gets quoted on t3h internets...!!!!ROFL
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snotball007
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Crack Baby - Legendary
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Post by snotball007 on Aug 24, 2007 23:24:29 GMT -5
Meh, Castro is like me. If he does die he just turns into a pile of black goo that eventually recombines to form a new hive mind and being with the memories of old.
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Post by Admiral-Flota, CCCP on Aug 25, 2007 20:49:24 GMT -5
Meh, Castro is like me. If he does die he just turns into a pile of black goo that eventually recombines to form a new hive mind and being with the memories of old. Dang, forgot about that. /It's not a defect, it's a feature!
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Aug 26, 2007 20:22:32 GMT -5
Meh, Castro is like me. If he does die he just turns into a pile of black goo that eventually recombines to form a new hive mind and being with the memories of old. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Castro became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
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Post by Cowboy on Aug 26, 2007 20:22:36 GMT -5
Its all right Zombie Castro is nothing compared to Fr. Quirk the Zombie Slayer. Of course he prefers the Latin Zombi!
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Aug 26, 2007 20:24:28 GMT -5
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