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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 8, 2004 16:35:55 GMT -5
I dunno, I'm always worried about "females" on the Interweb wanting to post pics of "proof", especially since that "proof" often turns out to be...well...yeah.
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 8, 2004 16:42:57 GMT -5
www.fridaythe13thforum.com/member.php?u=4931 Yes, I am chick who likes horror movies. Screw that crappy romance saga crap, give me blood and gore! Anyways, that's me with longer hair. Unless collar bones get you all hot and bothered, I kept it clean. Unlike those damn dirty feminist hippies who never bathe...........
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Post by Admiral-Flota, CCCP on Sept 9, 2004 11:16:38 GMT -5
Interesting site, though I would like to point out that the Council of Nicea decreed that Laser Jesus was super-ceded at the Resurrection by Atomic Jesus.
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Post by Cowboy on Sept 9, 2004 11:58:25 GMT -5
Interesting site, though I would like to point out that the Council of Nicea decreed that Laser Jesus was super-ceded at the Resurrection by Atomic Jesus. Yes but the Diet of Worms made it clear that Pirate Jesus would totally kill Lazer Jesus and Atomic Jesus by disarming them with Witty Banter
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 9, 2004 21:43:26 GMT -5
Previously, I would have argued that Lazer Jesus would have won because he was from the future, but then I remembered I saw that dreadful movie Signs. A few drops of water and a baseball bat and you have one defeated Lazer Jesus.
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Post by Admiral-Flota, CCCP on Sept 10, 2004 11:53:10 GMT -5
Vatican II redesignated Pirate Jesus' place in Papist Theology in order to "keep pace with the modern world". He was made roughly equal to "Beatnik Jesus", a more "hip" alternative to the stodgy age-of-sail Saviour.
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Post by Cowboy on Sept 10, 2004 15:21:49 GMT -5
Vatican II redesignated Pirate Jesus' place in Papist Theology in order to "keep pace with the modern world". He was made roughly equal to "Beatnik Jesus", a more "hip" alternative to the stodgy age-of-sail Saviour. HOUSE OF LIES!!!!!!!!!!!122211212 Vatican 2 is mearly a heathen construction used to undermine the one true church!
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Post by Admiral-Flota, CCCP on Sept 10, 2004 17:46:29 GMT -5
Then what is the value of the Magisterium?
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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 10, 2004 18:25:35 GMT -5
Vatican 2 is mearly a heathen construction used to undermine the one true church! PHAIL.
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Sept 11, 2004 10:07:29 GMT -5
Innocent III says Mech-Jesus is better.
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 11, 2004 15:42:10 GMT -5
What about Transformer-Jesus then? "Salvation in disguise!"
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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 11, 2004 21:13:51 GMT -5
We haven't had a three-page topic since the Erin Long topic.
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Post by Cowboy on Sept 12, 2004 15:56:32 GMT -5
What about Transformer-Jesus then? "Salvation in disguise!" Transformer-Jesus is easily defeated by Kenshin Jesus, "Former Assasin who know refuses to take a life, except for Shishio Sama"
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Post by Admiral-Flota, CCCP on Sept 12, 2004 17:14:17 GMT -5
::Marks topic for Blasphemy::
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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 12, 2004 19:13:50 GMT -5
Funnily enough, I'm not sure that blasphemy is moddable.
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Post by snotball007 on Sept 12, 2004 21:57:02 GMT -5
It's not moddable, but it is modular. So therefore Voltron-Jesus ownz. But the ultimate Jesus is Zombie Jesus, you cant kill him but if you try your still going to hell.
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 12, 2004 23:48:06 GMT -5
Damnit man, there is no Zombie Jesus. You did hear about the resurrection, did you not, asshat? Jesus was made WHOLE again and did not regenerate into rotting flesh. And even if there was a Zombie Jesus, he would be slow-witted in all senses and therefore easily schooled.
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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 13, 2004 6:05:46 GMT -5
The theology major has spoken...
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Post by snotball007 on Sept 13, 2004 9:14:52 GMT -5
Damnit man, there is no Zombie Jesus. You did hear about the resurrection, did you not, asshat? Jesus was made WHOLE again and did not regenerate into rotting flesh. And even if there was a Zombie Jesus, he would be slow-witted in all senses and therefore easily schooled. It was all a ruse put on by Jesus so he would have the upper hand when it came to the element of surprise. And how do you know he would be slow witted? All zombie movies (and mummies are totally different) the zombies have been reanimated for what, 2 days max? Jesus has been reanimated for nearly 1,970 some years now? So I think in that time he has regained all his senses and maybe even more powerful than before. All hail Zombie Jesus!
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 13, 2004 11:01:28 GMT -5
It was all a ruse put on by Jesus so he would have the upper hand when it came to the element of surprise. And how do you know he would be slow witted? All zombie movies (and mummies are totally different) the zombies have been reanimated for what, 2 days max? Jesus has been reanimated for nearly 1,970 some years now? So I think in that time he has regained all his senses and maybe even more powerful than before. All hail Zombie Jesus! Wrong again! First off, I know the difference between mummies and zombies quite well. Secondly, you need to watch the Romero trilogy now. The reanimation time is much longer in those films, and the result is still the same. Jesus was resurrected and not reanimated, I believe I have explained this to you already. And Jesus has been resurrected for well over 2,000 years now. Jesus never lost his senses to begin with, you hapless twit. If this had been the case, He would not be the true Messiah, for that would imply a split between his divine and human nature. Screw writing about O'Connor. Perhaps I should change my thesis to refuting claims of Jesus as a zombie.
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