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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 23, 2007 9:57:44 GMT -5
Only if that means a fight. No sexorz. Thats not what I heard Do you dare sully my name good sir? YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU SULLIED MY NAME! Granted, I don't have much of one, but I would like to hang onto that last remaining scrap of dignity I have left. Let's set the record straight here: Levi and I never had sex. We never will have sex. You would know if the Wookie and I had relations because you would find me: in a ditch and on fire after setting myself ablaze. Then you would see that my eye sockets were missing because I poured battery acid in my eyes to rid myself of the horrible images. Granted, I may have been a resident of 5th Iggy, but even I have my standards..... |
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Post by Cowboy on Sept 23, 2007 23:55:05 GMT -5
Do you dare sully my name good sir? YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU SULLIED MY NAME! Granted, I don't have much of one, but I would like to hang onto that last remaining scrap of dignity I have left. Let's set the record straight here: Levi and I never had sex. We never will have sex. You would know if the Wookie and I had relations because you would find me: in a ditch and on fire after setting myself ablaze. Then you would see that my eye sockets were missing because I poured battery acid in my eyes to rid myself of the horrible images. Granted, I may have been a resident of 5th Iggy, but even I have my standards..... Thats not what I heard |
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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 24, 2007 5:46:59 GMT -5
I heard that old Mr. Miller was running coccaine out of his shoe shop. Turns out that he was the monster who was scaring "unwanted visitors" away! Jinkies!
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Post by PsycoFelow on Sept 24, 2007 7:36:45 GMT -5
i dont know levi, u did keep telling me this weekend you wish'd she had made it into town...waiting for something?!
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 24, 2007 9:16:57 GMT -5
i dont know levi, u did keep telling me this weekend you wish'd she had made it into town...waiting for something?! I'm waiting for him to die, that's what I am waiting for. But I did have a poor, delusional friend who hasn't gotten any in over a year and wanted to experience some Wookie love that I was going to hook him up with. Excuse me, I must go shoot my face off now. |
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 24, 2007 9:17:43 GMT -5
Do you dare sully my name good sir? YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU SULLIED MY NAME! Granted, I don't have much of one, but I would like to hang onto that last remaining scrap of dignity I have left. Let's set the record straight here: Levi and I never had sex. We never will have sex. You would know if the Wookie and I had relations because you would find me: in a ditch and on fire after setting myself ablaze. Then you would see that my eye sockets were missing because I poured battery acid in my eyes to rid myself of the horrible images. Granted, I may have been a resident of 5th Iggy, but even I have my standards..... Thats not what I heard Has "that's not what I heard" become the new "that's what she said" ? I hate you, you bastard. |
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Sept 24, 2007 14:53:36 GMT -5
Has "that's not what I heard" become the new "that's what she said" ? I hate you, you bastard. That's what she said... |
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Post by PsycoFelow on Sept 25, 2007 7:17:22 GMT -5
i dont know levi, u did keep telling me this weekend you wish'd she had made it into town...waiting for something?! I'm waiting for him to die, that's what I am waiting for. But I did have a poor, delusional friend who hasn't gotten any in over a year and wanted to experience some Wookie love that I was going to hook him up with. Excuse me, I must go shoot my face off now. aww LEvi's not that bad! just because he has Aids on his arm from a pair of female underwear [thong] he found in his room doesn't mean hes that bad! Side note: I really like how 'conservative news media' turned into 'slander & defamation" |
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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 25, 2007 8:12:58 GMT -5
I think I may as well rename every forum "Slander and Defamations".
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Post by Cowboy on Sept 25, 2007 14:33:25 GMT -5
I think I may as well rename every forum "Slander and Defamations". Thats what she said. |
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 25, 2007 19:39:07 GMT -5
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Post by Admiral-Flota, CCCP on Sept 26, 2007 19:34:29 GMT -5
Pardon me for a moment while I interrupt the flame war  There we go, please continue. |
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Post by MIDGUNTWA on Sept 26, 2007 20:47:40 GMT -5
I'm waiting for him to die, that's what I am waiting for. But I did have a poor, delusional friend who hasn't gotten any in over a year and wanted to experience some Wookie love that I was going to hook him up with. Excuse me, I must go shoot my face off now. aww LEvi's not that bad! just because he has Aids on his arm from a pair of female underwear [thong] he found in his room doesn't mean hes that bad! Side note: I really like how 'conservative news media' turned into 'slander & defamation" Points of contention: 1) Levi really is that bad. Horrendous. Abominable. Foul. Awful. Miserable excuse for a human being. The list is endless, in fact, no word does it justice. 2) What he has is beyond AIDS. 3) That further proves it wasn't me. I don't wear thongs, as I just don't like the idea of having floss shoved up my ass. 4) How's this for some conservative news media: You're a homo!  |
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Sept 26, 2007 23:43:28 GMT -5
4) How's this for some conservative news media: You're a homo! Hooray! We're back on track! |
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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 27, 2007 5:42:31 GMT -5
4) How's this for some conservative news media: You're a homo! Oh, you're doing this all wrong. This item would only appear in the Liberal News Media. |
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Post by Cowboy on Sept 27, 2007 7:22:41 GMT -5
4) How's this for some conservative news media: You're a homo! Oh, you're doing this all wrong. This item would only appear in the Liberal News Media. Correct,,, It should read, 4. Your a Homo  OHNOES!!!!1!111 oh yeah,,, and THATS NOT WHAT I HEARD |
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Post by Admiral-Flota, CCCP on Sept 27, 2007 11:37:28 GMT -5
I'm a lesbo
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Post by Cowboy on Sept 27, 2007 11:38:03 GMT -5
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Post by UtarEmpire on Sept 27, 2007 17:34:44 GMT -5
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Post by Dr Alan Hole on Sept 27, 2007 21:52:36 GMT -5
The amount of lesbianage on this board is disturbing! |
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OHNOES!!!!1!111